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Local Favorite Restaurants
You won't find them anywhere else in the world!!

Joe Bolognas Pizza (in an old Church)
120 W. Maxwell St. 259-0495

Sals (Italian Steak House)
3347 Tates Creek Rd. 269-9922

Malones (Top Ten in the Nation, Steak House)
3347 Tates Creek Rd. 335-6500
1920 Pleasant Ridge Dr. 264-8023

Mancino's (Great Subs and Grinders)
1590 Leestown Rd. 253-2299

Columbia's (The Night Hawk Special)
Richmond Rd. 268-1666


Dudley's (Contemporary Food, Historical Setting)
259 West Short St. 252-1010

Ramsey's Diner (Local Flavor)
4391 Harrodsburg Rd. 219-1626

Saul Good (Local Flavor and American Bistro)
 3801 Mall Rd. 273-4663 and 1808 Alysheba Way (Hamburg Shopping Complex) 317-9200











Things I’ve learned about Kentucky…

Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

There are 5000 types of snake, and 4998 live in Kentucky.

There are 10,000 types of spider.All 10,000 live in Kentucky, plus a couple that nobody has seen before.

Squirrels will eat anything.

Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.

Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle.They do get stuck.

Oneced and twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

People actually grow and eat okra.

“Fixinto” is one word.

There ain’t no such thing as “Lunch.” There’s “Dinner” and then there’s “Supper.”

Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you’re two.

“Backards and forwards” means, “I know everything about you.”

“Jeet?” is actually a phrase meaning “Did you eat?”

You don’t have to wear a watch because it doesn’t matter what time it is.You work until you’re done or it’s too dark to see.


You know you’re from Kentucky if…

You measure distance in minutes.

You’ve ever had to switch from heat to air-conditioning in the same day.

You see a car running in a store parking lot with no one in it no matter what time of the year.

You use “fix” as a verb. Ex. I am fixing to go the store.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car…for your OWN car.

You know what “cow tipping” is.

You only own four spices: salt, pepper, hot sauce and catsup.

The local papers cover national international news on one page and six pages for local gossip and sports.

You think that the first day deer season is a national holiday.

You find 90 degrees Fahrenheit “a little warm”

You know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas.

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as “Goin’ Wal-Martin” or “Off to Wally World.”

You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good soup bean weather.

A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola, or pop… it’s a Coke or a Pepsi, regardless of brand or flavor.Ex. “What kinna coke you want?”

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

You understand these and forward them to your friends from KY (and those who just wish they were).




99 Reasons Why You’ll

Living In The Lexington
Bluegrass Region Of Kentucky

The Gently Rolling Green Hills And Valleys In Central Kentucky!

The Appalachian Mountains In The East!

The Land Between The Lakes To The West!

Horses, Horses, Horses Of All Types! The Horse Capital Of The World!

Kentucky Bourbon Candy!

Historic Bourbon Distillery Tours!

Lakes, Streams, Creeks And Ponds All Over The Place!

Four Colorful Beautiful Seasons!

Southern Hospitality, Southern Belles And Southern Gentleman!

Shaker Village!

Beautiful Covered Bridges And Gorgeous Sunsets!

Lexington Opera House!

Picturesque White And/Or Black Horse Plank Fencing!

Horse Barns (Many Times Nicer Than The Homes)!

Redbud Trees In Full Bloom!

Quail, Wild Turkey, Buffalo, Elk, Deer, Coyotes And Lots Of Other Wildlife!

Going Fishing With Your Best Friend!

Kentucky Is Business Friendly.That’s Great News For Business!

Kentucky Is Landlord Friendly.That’s Great News For Investors!

Quaint, Historic, Picturesque Towns!

Tobacco Barns!

The Great American Brass Band Festival In Danville, Kentucky!

Bourbon Festival In Bardstown, The Bourbon Capital Of The World!

The Stephen Foster Story!

My Old Kentucky Dinner Train In Bardstown Kentucky!

Horse-Drawn Carriage Rides Around Downtown Lexington Kentucky!

Historic Lexington Cemetery!

Ashland Home Of Henry Clay And The Arboretum At UK Campus!

Kentucky Horse Park And Museum!

The University Of Kentucky Football Wildcats!

The Louisville Cardinals!

The Georgetown Tigers Of Georgetown College!

Transylvania University In Lexington!

Center College In Danville Kentucky, Norton Center For The Arts!

Berea College And Arts Fair

Lots And Lots Of County Fairs And Festivals!

Bar-B-Q And Kentucky Burgoo!

Kentucky Colonels!

Tubby Smith And Rick Pitino!

The Delta Queen River Boat Cruises!

Civil War Reenactment At The Perryville Battlefield!

Reasonable Prices On Everything Including Real Estate!

Low Cost Of Living, Lower Than Average Crime Rates!

Lexington Mounted Police!

Unbelievable Beauty Everywhere Your Look!

Moonshine And “Unbridled” Spirit!

Pioneer Days And Court Day!

Very Little Severe Weather!

Catfish Fries At Nearly Every Restaurant Every Friday Night Year Round!

Toyota In Georgetown Kentucky!

Cumberland Falls And The Moon Bow!

Bluegrass Music And Bluegrass Festivals!

Highway 127 Yard Sale – 450 Mile Yard Sale Every June For 2 Weeks!

Highway 68 Yard Sale – 400 Mile Yard Sale 4 Days Every Year!

Country And Western Stars- Montgomery-Gentry!

John Michael Montgomery!

Log Cabins And Lodges!

Birthplace Of Abraham Lincoln!

Churchill Downs Home Of The Kentucky Derby!

Keeneland Thoroughbred Racing!

University Of Kentucky Wildcat Basketball!

The Covington Newport Waterfront!

County Cattle Auctions!

County Fairs And Funnel Cakes!

Deep Fried Apple Pies!

Horse Shoes!

Red Mile Harness Racing!

The Perryville Civil War Battlefield Museum And Memorial!

The Home State Of Muhammed Ali, Still “The Greatest”!

The Corvette Museum And Factory In Bowling Green!

Louisville Slugger Bats!

The Great Race Horse “Man 0 War”!

Mammoth Cave National Park!

The Red River Gorge And Natural Bridge!

Fort Knox Kentucky. Gold, Gold, Gold!

Middlesboro, Kentucky Is Built Within A Meteor Crater!

“Bluegrass” Green Grass Sometimes Looks Blue!

Kentucky Has More Miles Of Water Than Any Other State Except Alaska!

50% Of The State’s Land Area Is Forest Land!

Kentucky Ranks Third Among Hardwood Producing States!

Historic Inns, Quaint Bed & Breakfast, Rustic Cabins, Affordable Hotels!

Birthplace To The Judds, Kentucky Headhunters, And Dwight Yoakum!

Birthplace To George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Ashley Judd And Lee Majors!

Urban Conveniences Of Business, Industry, Retail And Dining!

Miles Of Winding Roads, & Picturesque Horse Farms!

Lexington Ranks 15th In America’s Best Places To Live And Work!

Wineries Are Popping Up Everywhere!

The Versailles Castle!

Pioneer Play House In Danville Kentucky!

The Hunt Morgan House And Mary Todd Lincoln House!

Calumet And Many Other Very Famous Horse Farms!

Kenneland Yearling Sales And A Drive Down Paris Pike!

Bluegrass Airport Can Get You Anywhere Quickly!

Lexington Is A 6Hour Drive To Atlanta, Ga!

Lexington Is A 6Hour Drive To Chicago, Ill!

Lexington Is A 1Hour Drive To Louisville, Ky!

Lexington Is A 2.5 Hour Drive To Knoxville, Tn!

Lexington Is A 3.5 Hour Drive To Nashville, Tn!

Lexington Is A 1.5 Hour Drive To Cincinnati, Oh!


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